10 Commandments For Men During The Football Season

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womens rules for men during the football season

Womens 10 Rules:::::


Stop the football season: abolish the tournament, now and forever.

We will not tolerate to be left in the offside position any longer.

Grass is for cows.

A ball in the house = A ball less elsewhere.

Each and every hour of televised football will have to be compensated with two hours of Sex and the City / Friends / Desperate Housewives. Prime Time.

We women will use any means necessary to publicise its views: demonstrations, public stunts, petitions... We don\'t exclude any measure.

Each goal scored by England will have to be compensated with one afternoon of shopping. At man\'s expense.

Watching the games with your mates down local boozer will have to be followed by a breakfast served in bed the next morning. For which you will be clean, shaven and sober.

All remote controls in the house are subject to us womens authority.

In case of breach of one or several of these rules, we will leave you for another women or a man who hates sports.

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