Funny Football Quotes And Sayings

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Stupid Football Remarks !!!!!

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And now an International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman

Real possession football, this. And Zicos lost it.
John Helm

52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000.
Byron Butler

I think Charlie George was one of Arsenals all time great players. A lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves

That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks

Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they have lost six matches in a row now without winning.
David Coleman

He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post.
Jimmy Greaves

At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.
Don Howe

I couldnt settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country. Ian Rush

id like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona. Mark Draper

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup? Shaun Newton

Winning doesnt really matter as long as you win. Vinny Jones
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. Barry Venison

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7. David Beckham

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I dont know into what religion yet. David Beckham

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league. Mark Viduka

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right. Lee Hendrie

Alex Ferguson is the best manager Ive ever had at this level. Well, hes the only manager Ive actually had at this level. But hes the best manager Ive ever had. David Beckham

If you dont believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day. Neville Southall

Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today. Steve Lomas

Ivor Powell
Ivor a Welshman, who successfully managed Bradford City and Carlisle allegedly uttered these words after a good season on the field, Without doubt, one of the secrets of our successful season was the harmonium in the dressing room

After a celebratory dinner he was heard to say, We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.

Ron Saunders
Big Ron, of Aston Villa and Birmingham fame, when asked about unrest in the dressing room and behind the scenes supposedly replied, Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.

When asked to explain how a 2-0 lead became a 3-2 defeat Saunders uttered the immortal words, As I see it, if youre going to commit suicide, you dont do it yourself.

Dick Duckworth
Dick Duckworth spoke to John Sadler in 1962 to say how pleased he was with Scunthorpes side. He commented, I think I have the best side Ive ever had now. We a nice blend of old uns and youngsters. I think Ive got the mucus of a good team

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It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three oclock kick-off. David Beckham

Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil, than English sides like Wales. Ron Greenwood, former England Manager

Id be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game - ones already been sent off. Jimmy Greaves

I dont read the papers, I dont gamble, I dont even know what day it is! Steve Mclaren

Its headed away by John Clark, using his head. Derek Rae, Commentator

I came to Nantes two years ago and its much the same today, except that its totally different. Kevin Keegan

Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve. John Greig, Football Analyst

That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass. Murdo Macleod.

Hearts are now playing with a five-man back four. Alan McInally

Solskjaer never misses the target. That time he hit the post. Peter Scmeichel

Hes got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee. Frank Stapleton

If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside. Steve Bruce

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Ive never wanted to leave. Im here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well. Alan Shearer

Youve got to believe that you are going to win, and I believe we will win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we are knocked out. Peter Shilton

I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing. Ade Akinbiyi

Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match. Ian Wright

Im as happy as I can be - but I have been happier. Ugo Ehiogu

Leeds is a great club and its been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough. Jonathan Woodgate

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. Stuart Pearce

The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European. Phil Neville

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed. Mitchell Thomas

One accusation you cant throw at me is that Ive always done my best. Alan Shearer

Id rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd. Johnny Giles

Sometimes in football you have to score goals. Thierry Henry.

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football. Les Ferdinand.

It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked. Richard Rufus.

Theres no in between - youre either good or bad. We were in between. Gary Lineker.

If you dont concede any goals you will win more games than you lose. Wayne Bridge