Ferret Anyone?

[sb010667]

Guy sat in a bar minding his own business, when he is approached by a chap who asks whether he would like to buy a ferret? "No Thanks" says the man, rather puzzled, and he carries on with his beer and newspaper. A few minutes later the man returns, "It's a very special ferret" he says "only £10", the man is still not really interested and dismisses him again. Not dissuaded the man returns for a third time "look" he says "this is a very special blow-job ferret. This ferret will give you the best blow of your life, it's only a tenner and it's always there when you need it, no headaches or complaints!" The guy looks at him and says "those things have got fucking sharp teeth, I'm not putting it anywhere near my cock!".
"It's OK" says the man "I've had the teeth removed". Tell you what he says "why not take it out to the bogs and give it a test drive? If it's not the best blow-job you've ever had I'll give you a tenner". What have I got to loose thinks the guy, "OK, give it here" he says. Ten minutes later he returns from the gents beaming from ear to ear, "Fuck Me!" he says "that is the best blow-job ever, here's your tenner".
The guy finishes his beer and wonders off home, he walks in through kitchen and sees the missus sat at the kitchen table. He produces the ferret and puts it on the kitchen table.
"What the fuck is that!" she exclaims.
"That's a blow-job ferret" says the guy.
"and what the fuck do you want me to do with it?" she enquires
"Teach it to cook and fuck off!" the guy says.

[goz]

Ten out of ten. Terribly funny.